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Newer Jokes What do you call postman pat when he has retired? Pat! From Charlotte - age 9 Why can't Cinderella play football? - She keeps running away from the ball. from Kate - age 12 A man walks into a bar ... - Ouch! from Andrea What do you get if you cross a lawn mower with a canary? - Shredded tweet! from Andrea and Sarah (no age given so you can make your own estimates!) There was an Englishman,an Irishman and Scotsman. One day they were walking in the desert ,when they were suddenly captured by bandits. They were just about to shoot the Englishman when he said look! water, they looked round and he ran. Then they were just about to shoot him when he said look! volcano, they looked round and he ran off. Then they were just about to shoot him and he said fire!! and they shot him. from Jonathan - age 12 What's the difference between bogeys and sprouts? - Kids don't eat sprouts. How do you make a gorilla cross? - Nail two gorillas together. Why do elephants paint the bottoms of their feet yellow? - So they can hide upside down in a bowl of custard. How many elephants can you get in a mini? - Four, two in the front and two in the back. from Mary - age 15 What is brown and sticky? - A stick. What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk from Stuart - age 12 What is green and hairy and goes up and down? - A gooseberry in a lift. from Jasmine - age 10 Please send jokes to: |
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